New paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any
red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit. When I went
in I saw signs all over advertising the newest color: "Natural Blonde".
There weren't any samples around, so I asked the clerk to describe it to
me. He replied, "Natural Blonde? Wonderful new paint: not too bright, but
spreads easily!"
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