A gallant young Frenchman named Grandhomme
Was attempting a girl on a tandem.
At the height of the make
She slammed on the brake,
And scattered his semen at random
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Posted 02 September 2010
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Here’s a cute little ditty:
Little pigeon in the sky,
Dropping (things) from way up high,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
Very glad that cows don’t fly!
Sent by tilak
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Posted 01 September 2010
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A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch
when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any last
requests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic)
could you please do something to sca…
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Posted 01 September 2010
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I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher
commented that the next day would be the shortest day
of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited,
cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the
amount of daylight changes,not the actual a…
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Posted 01 September 2010
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Posted 01 September 2010
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