http://music.yougobiz.com Pop, Rock, Soul, Country, Classic Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-80/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-80/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/p29.html Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, "God strike me dead,
This ain't a cunt, it's a corridor!" ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-80/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-85/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-85/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/j29.html http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-85/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-81/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-81/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/s29.html decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General
Motors. The comparison went like this: If automotive technology
had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you
would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top
speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that
weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either
case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50. In response to
all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a
car that crashes twice a day? ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-81/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-77/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-77/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/q29.html http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-77/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-79/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-79/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/p28.html Who came from the Bay of Fundy.
But to his despair,
She gave him the air
Sic transit gloria mundi. ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-79/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-84/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-84/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/j28.html http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-joke-84/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-80/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-80/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/s28.html vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we
were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and
blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in
the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being
the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my
brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the
bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole
thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by
lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother
confessed a few days later. ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-story-80/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-76/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-76/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/q28.html http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-quote-76/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/p27.html
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick

my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!

i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!

my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting

i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!

being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain

by,
gabrielle ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/feed/ 0 http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/ http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 Jokes2Go Daily Humor http://www.jokes2go.com/10/7/p27.html
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick

my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!

i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!

my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting

i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!

being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain

by,
gabrielle ]]> http://music.yougobiz.com/publishing-ute-schaedler/today%e2%80%99s-poem-77/feed/ 0